The Present Simple

Use do, does, don't or doesn't to complete the jokes:

1 What type of car .......... your dad drive?
> I .......... know the name, but it starts with a "P".
2 . . . . . . . . . . . . you ever have problems making up your mind?
That's strange, our car starts with a key.
> Well, yes and no.
3 Dad, .......... a dishwasher wash dishes?
> Yes, Billy. That's right.
And .......... a bus driver drive buses?
> Yes.
And .......... a weightlifter lift weights?
> Yes. Why all the questions?
Well, .......... a shoplifter lift shops?
4 What .......... ants take when they are ill?
> I .......... know.
ANTibiotics!
5 What .......... your father do for a living?
> As little as possible!
6 What .......... you clean your top teeth with?
> A toothbrush, of course.
And what .......... you clean your bottom with?
> The same.
Really! I use paper!
7 .......... you love me?
> Of course, darling.
But .......... you love me with all your heart?
> With all my heart, with all my liver, all my kidneys ...
8 .......... this train go to York?
> That's right, sir. Change at Leeds.
What! I want my change here. I'm not waiting until Leeds.
9 Mrs Smith .......... have soft and lovely hands like you, mummy. Why is that?
> Because our servants do all the housework!
10 Mum, .......... God go to the bathroom?
> No, son, why .......... you ask?
Well, every morning dad goes to the bathroom, knocks on the door and shouts, "Oh God! Are you still in there?"